Movie Stars at my house!

A couple of movie stars stopped by my house this weekend! -- I know that they were stars because they had on their dark glasses -- and they were in the back of their limo -- they have a driver and everything - real "star like" -- also they have a really cute personal assistant that goes everywhere with them. She attends to their every want and need (such pampered stars!) When they got to my house the personal assistant came in and said that the paparazzi would be allowed to take a just a few pictures. So we rushed outside with our cameras -- ah yes, flashes were just going off! Well one movie star was really cool -- she just kept her glasses on -- the other movie star, ever so coyly reached up and lowered her, so she could gaze over them at us -- she made sure that we got her best side! Now you may be wondering why such famous stars were coming to my house. Well, I'll tell you -- they were coming to pick up their supplies of "undies" -- And just like stars - they can be quite excessive - they get about 244 new "undies" evey three weeks or so! And just because they're such big shots - they change undies many times a day and do they wash their undies - noooo - they just throw them out and get new ones! MOVIE STARS -- What are you going to do with them? So now you know -- I'm a personal undie shopper for the stars! Certainly you didn't think movie stars bought their own undies -- heavens no! Then all too soon, the movie stars told the driver it was time to leave -- they must have had an important movie contract to sign or something **Sigh** I just love it when the Movie Stars come to my house! I'm so star struck!
See ya!